I slept through my alarm.....
The baby woke me up, he usually has that covered.
I sit up as the bus pulls away. Apparently we are going to be a car rider today.
I may be hung over, yes, it may be Tuesday but last night my husband and I had a good night.... the hangover is worth it. Sorry. Hashtag totally not sorry.
Remote start the car, pack her lunch (because if you sleep through your alarm you at least have to pack a lunch.... you don't want to be a complete failure as a mother) and you get the baby (screaming) ready to go.
Hoodie big enough to cover the fact you may not be wearing a bra, jeans big enough to fit the food baby from the pizza from the night before, and shoes... f*ck it... slippers. Slippers because no one will know that you're wearing them and they are WAY more comfortable than anything else.
8:13 AM.....
School starts in 12.
I've got this.
We're in the car. Someone still may be doing homework in the back seat.... I may be speeding a little then I feel guilty so I slow down. I'm chugging a lukewarm Monster (Zero Calorie to combat the constant consumption of pizza since our kitchen is out of commission during renovations), I'm trying to figure out if I should reschedule appointments today, when I'll get my workout in, and yes, I am feeding the baby a bottle.
Tuesday.
You are so annoying.
Christmas break is moments away... I can feel it breathing down my neck and I know that may actually mean that I will get to sleep in.... if the baby stops teething....
Either way today is a good day, because... this isn't vodka.
It's 5 o'clock soon somewhere, right?
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